I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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