How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Is it because I queefed?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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