You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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