what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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