Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
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I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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