Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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