Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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