i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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