i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Shame - the story of my life.
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