'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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