I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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