Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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