is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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