she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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