i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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