great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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