that's an acceptable place to lick
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
She announced her abortion via fbk
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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