Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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