32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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