This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Someone shit on the floor
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I intend to get homeless drunk
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
