i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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