U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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