hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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