Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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