Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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