Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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