remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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