i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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