I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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