have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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