i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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