There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i dont even know how to be here
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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