love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
