In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize