lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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