I think scott just propositioned me for sex
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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