even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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