Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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