I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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