I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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