There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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