so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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