How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
two words: eviction party
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
