Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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