I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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