I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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