Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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