We're like a lot better than the average bears
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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