and you said cock pushups were impossible
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I woke up under a house in Key West
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