How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
