i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just pee around me
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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